2020 ist bald rum und was fehlt uns noch? Richtig: der Körperöffnungs-Gegenstände-Jahresrückblick von Barry Petchesky. Es ist wie immer ein Fest.
Look, I get it. I do. You’re stuck inside. It’s cold and dark outside. You’re bored. That vaguely cylindrical object is calling to you. But resist! There are many things out there are specifically designed for you to self-insert. There are many, many more that aren’t, yet still end up inside America’s holes. This annual post honors the latter. Consider it a PSA, and reconsider that object; aren’t our doctors and nurses busy enough these days?
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
Hier mal ein Best of nach Körperöffnungen:
Ear
– airsoft pellet, piece of purple crayon, small rock (all same patient)
Nose
– fake diamond
Throat
– small american flag
Penis
– playing with phone and fell asleep when he woke up his stylus was in his uretha. injury occurred 4 days ago and didn’t seek treatment
Vagina
– patient was intoxicated 4 months ago placed a crumble of tin foil inside vagina
Rectum
– 3 weeks ago he was drunk and put a light bulb up his rectum.
(via https://boingboing.net/2020/12/26/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-in-2020.html)
