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Fundamentalisten sind nicht lustig? Na gut, manche von ihnen überreagieren schnell, zünden Bomben und machen sich ansonsten recht unbeliebt. Das ist zum Glück aber nur eine recht überschaubare Minderheit.
Der große Teil der religiösen Fundamentalisten besteht eigentlich aus total putzigen Leutchen, die nicht damit klarkommen, dass aufgeklärt denkende Menschen sie nicht für voll nehmen.
So zum Beispiel die Macher einer Sammlung der besten Fundamentalisten-Sprüche aus diversen Foren der englischsprachigen Welt. Ich muss zugeben, dass ich’s nicht komplett durchgelesen habe, aber irgendwann konnte ich einfach nicht mehr. HIer mal ein paar Kostproben:
Athiests as a Majority
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn’t it?
The Prince of Pain
Der war gut. Ja, so sind wir Atheisten; den ganzen Tag Christen kreuzigen kann aber auch antrengend sein. Was machen wir denn noch so?
How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that
1. If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
2. Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
3. do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
4.how come we cant speak monkeyJust for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread
coolstylinstud
Na gut, wenn’s in der Bibel steht…
Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example… sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we’d all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
EnemyPartyII
Darum dieses Jucken den ganzen Tag. Wer hätte je gedacht, dass wir uns auflösen. Danke für den Hinweis!
Mehr, viel mehr davon gibt’s hier: Link
Das Schlimme ist nur, dass man gar nicht daran denken darf, was für einen Einfluss diese Leute haben – nicht nur in den USA. Sie sind überall und es sind mehr als man denkt. Grausige Vorstellung.
